Scottish Hospitality

A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a tinkling burn flowing beside the fairway on the fourth hole at a picturesque highland golf course.

A passing groundskeeper shouts:  ‘Dinnae drink tha waater! Et’s foo ae coo’s shite an pish!’

The golfer replies:  ‘My Good fellow, I’m from England .  Could you repeat that for me, in English!?’

The groundskeeper, taking real care to enunciate carefully replies:  ‘I said, use two hands – you’ll spill less that way!

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