Tag Archives: humour

Wisdom + Honesty = Child

Posted on March 19, 2012 by

I received these gems from a friend and although I KNOW you will probably have seen or heard one or two of them before, I think they are worthy of sharing. They are supposedly true and far be it for … Continue reading →

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Aah! The Irish!

Posted on February 10, 2012 by

A History of Ireland in 100 Excuses. (Thanks to Frank McNally and ‘The Irish Times’.) 1. Original sin. 2. The weather. 3. The 800 years of oppression. 4. A shortage of natural resources. 5. The spirit is willing, but the … Continue reading →

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Sad, Humourless Moaners SHUT UP!!!

Posted on June 7, 2011 by

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10720379I don’t care what people give up or don’t give up for Lent but I DO care that there are too many pathetic, whingeing PC poofters around who loudly object to public notices such as this and this. I am … Continue reading →

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TWITTERAGE

Posted on April 8, 2011 by

What an absolute nonsense- an ‘English’ footballer   is to be sanctioned after his joke posted on Twitter was deemed ‘inappropriate’ by the PC Soccer Policeman, Lord Herman Ouseley (head of ‘Kick It Out’, football’s equality and inclusion campaign.) The … Continue reading →

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THOUGHTS OF A WEE SCOTTISH CHAP

Posted on April 3, 2011 by

I am a BIG fan of Billie Connolly and value one of his bits of advice (for the over 60s)- ‘never trust a fart, never miss the opportunity to pee, and if you get an erection, USE IT!’ Here are … Continue reading →

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Grandma’s Boobs

Posted on December 17, 2010 by

Air NZ Pulls Billboard. I am saddened by today’s PC, touchy, wingeing attitudes and how the ability, or possibly more correctly the option to laugh at ourselves is being rapidly eroded. I think the analogy of ‘grandma’s boobs’ is funny. … Continue reading →

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Cop This Humour

Posted on September 13, 2010 by

Who thinks cops in the United States are lacking in good humour? I guess many who’ve been shot by them, or beaten by them, or have been ‘framed’ by them for an offence they didn’t commit. BUT here is proof … Continue reading →

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