Heartwarming

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon when, suddenly, the wife realised that her husband had disappeared. The slightly distraught but rather more irate spouse called her mate’s mobile phone and demanded- “Where the hell are you?”
The husband calmly replied, “Darling, you remember that jewelery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money that time and said ‘sweetheart, it’ll be yours one day’?”
The hopeful wife, in a slightly apologetic tone and with a blushing smile said, “Yes, I well remember that my Love.”
There was just a slight pause before the husband, still in his clam voice said…“Well, I’m in the pub next to that.”

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